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I am 23, tdw seems to like to change my age randomly :S
A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realize both of there wedding anniversaries are the next day. Poor man, "what did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?"
Rich man, "I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring."
Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?"
Rich man, "she loves fast cars and I wasn't sure about the ring so if she doesn't like it, she can take it back in her new car...."
The poor man, nods in agreement.
Rich man, "What did you get your wife?"
Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo."
Rich man, "why did you choose those gifts?"
Poor man, "well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F*ck herself."
WARNING TO ALL MEN: Female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called BLOW JOBS to lure men into scams called RELATIONSHIPS.....
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