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username:
Moop
location:
Oakville
gender:
male
age:
22
horoscope:
taurus
status:
single
sexuality:
straight
hair color:
brown
eye color:
other
height:
6'3
best feature:
upper body
occupation:
student
smokes:
no
drinks:
sometimes
ethnicity:
Germany
Last Online:
18/06/13 02:05:28
Member Since:
10/08/06

Additional Info

 

I am 23, tdw seems to like to change my age randomly :S 

 

 

A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realize both of there wedding anniversaries are the next day. Poor man, "what did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?" 

 

Rich man, "I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring." 

Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?" 

Rich man, "she loves fast cars and I wasn't sure about the ring so if she doesn't like it, she can take it back in her new car...." 

The poor man, nods in agreement. 

 

Rich man, "What did you get your wife?" 

Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo." 

Rich man, "why did you choose those gifts?" 

Poor man, "well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F*ck herself."

 

 

WARNING TO ALL MEN: Female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called BLOW JOBS to lure men into scams called RELATIONSHIPS.....

 

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  • image flag container CeNeniita
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    26/12/12 01:09:54
    Aww thanks your very cute and funny !
  • image flag container Abby_Lynn
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    04/12/12 08:11:37
    You sir, are quite attractive ;)
    I don't speak fluently, but I know a few words and a song lol.
    One my dad would sing all the time with my Opa.
    Do you speak German at all?
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    17/10/10 03:28:06
    Thanks:)
  • image flag container Hannijuana
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    10/10/10 06:41:47
    thank you kindly. :]
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    09/10/10 12:19:52
    thnk u
  • image flag container Hannijuana
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    20/10/10 05:41:31
    thank youuu
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    15/10/10 09:51:08
    pretty cute !
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    12/09/09 04:31:25
    WHATS GOOD HOMIE THIS IS DJ LEVEL HERE, I JUST DROPPED BY TO LET U KNOW THAT U GOTTA CHECK OUT MY MIXTAPES, THE LATEST DANCEHALL, REGGAE, LATIN, AND OTHER MUSIC! THEYRE FREE AND EASY TO DOWNLOAD.
  • image flag container biatriz
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    29/09/09 05:54:27
    look whos creeping my page now!!! LOL -.-' and doesnt EVEN say HI!! shame on u!!
  • image flag container Vicky-xo
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    03/09/09 03:54:51
    thank you hun
  • image flag container dumspirospero
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    28/08/08 01:22:15
    ha ha yep it's tony lee, his shows are hilarious! thanks for commenting :) hope you had a good x mas and happy new year!
  • image flag container dumspirospero
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    29/08/08 09:50:27
    no i didn't see that fight, i heard about it though- a new years probably just a house party or something
  • image flag container biatriz
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    10/09/09 08:00:09
    Mr. Alex has new fotos xD
    did u get drunk the other day? LOL
  • image flag container babiiG
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    04/09/09 01:03:27
    lookin reall sexyy
  • image flag container Mz-Smokkesz
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    09/08/08 04:45:26
    cuz there to many creeps on the net :P
  • image flag container Mz-Smokkesz
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    06/08/08 12:48:12
    cutiee
  • image flag container DON3_-
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    12/08/08 08:36:13
    hey wow its beeen a while how the fuck have u been hunii
  • image flag container --BabiiDoll
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    09/09/09 07:56:28
    thaaanks hun
  • image flag container DON3_-
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    27/08/08 10:26:13
    Hey U lol wuttz goin on
    aniwaiz r u ever online hehe aniwwaiz cutie messsge me back soon



    Smileey
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    23/08/08 12:03:34
    sexi